International Women’s Day? Sure, it’s great that our achievements in history are being celebrated, but wouldn’t it be more logical and beneficial to simply start viewing all living beings of the earth as equals and completely eliminate all inequality?
Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Have sex. Have dirty, raunchy sex. Have sex in the bed, on the counter, in the car, in the bathroom. Have it everywhere. Have passionate love making sex. Fuck. Go slow. Gaze into their eyes. Learn every curve and bump on their body. Learn what makes them quiver. Learn what makes them cum the hardest. Feel their body and fall back in love with them. Just have sex.
Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.
Can we all just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this site isn’t filled with advertisements